Vonnegut, Kurt - Novel 09 by Slapstick or Lonesome No More (v5.0)
Author:Slapstick or Lonesome No More (v5.0)
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
Policemen kept the crowd from following Eliza and Mushari into the house, and I closed the drapes on the windows, so no one could see in.
When I was sure we had privacy, I said to her bleakly, âWhat brings you here?â
âLust for your perfect body, Wilbur,â she said. She coughed and laughed. âIs dear Mater here, or dear Pater?â She corrected herself. âOh, dearâdear Pater is dead, isnât he? Or is it dear Mater? Itâs so hard to tell.â
âMother is in Turtle Bay, Eliza,â I lied. Inwardly, I was swooning with sorrow and loathing and guilt. I estimated that her crushed ribcage had the capacity of a box of kitchen matches. The room was beginning to smell like a distillery. Eliza had a problem with alcohol as well. Her skin was bad. She had a complexion like our great-grandmotherâs steamer trunk.
âTurtle Bay, Turtle Bay,â she mused. âDid it ever occur to you, dear Brother, that dear Father was not our Father at all?â
âWhat do you mean?â I said.
âPerhaps Mother stole from the bed and out of the house on a moonlit night,â she said, âand mated with a giant sea turtle in Turtle Bay.â
Hi ho.
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